You’ve been inside since Tuesday. We both know it.
Just send me out.
Touch Grass Quest builds a real, grounded, solo mission near you, right now. A trail, a scoop of ice cream, two quiet minutes somewhere you’d normally walk past: three sub-quests, one companion voice, no plan required.
You had plans this weekend. The couch had other ideas.
Do something instead of defaulting to nothing.
Three steps between here and actual grass
Say as much or as little as you want
Tap “just send me out” for the zero-effort version, or spend a minute steering the vibe, effort, and voice. Everything optional except where you are.
Get a real, grounded mission
Real places near you, not invented ones, wrapped in a companion voice that carries the whole mission.
Play it sub-quest by sub-quest
Mark each one done or pass. One no-penalty skip, and you can call it here at any point. Getting out at all is the win.
Skeptical? The whole sample is open and free.
No sign-up. No paywall. Play the actual quest, not a screenshot of one.
Bedford, MA · deadpan guide · 3 sub-quests
Loop it, then earn the scoop
“Get a scoop at Bedford Farms Ice Cream and eat the whole thing outside. Phone stays in your pocket until the cone is gone.”
Every quest, every time
Real places, not invented ones
Every sub-quest with a place attached points at somewhere that actually exists near you, not something the model made up.
One companion voice, the whole way through
Deadpan guide, hype friend, nature-doc narrator, or just the facts. Pick one and it holds for the whole mission.
One skip, no guilt
A sub-quest can be impossible on the day. One pass is built in. Using it still counts as a finish.
Bad signal doesn't matter
Everything loads up front. Once it's open, marking a sub-quest done never needs the network again.
The one-tap escape
“Just send me out” skips the whole form and generates from what it already knows about you.
No account needed
A private link, nothing to sign up for. Play it, share it, or forget it.
$3.99
per quest
Less than the coffee you were about to buy instead.
You’re not buying a task list. You’re buying a reason to put your shoes on.
Give someone a reason to leave the house
Buy a gift code and send the link. The recipient picks how much to say and where they are, and a real, grounded quest builds itself, ready in under a minute.
Gift a quest →Good questions, honest answers
- Is this actually good, or is that just the sales pitch?
- Play the free sample and find out. It's the same sub-quest structure and companion voice a paid quest gets, open with no sign-up.
- Do I need an account?
- No account, no app, no login. Buy or redeem a quest, get a private link, and play it.
- What if I can't finish it?
- You get one no-penalty skip per quest, and you can call it here at any point. Getting out at all is the win.
A few taps between here and actual grass.
Free with the newsletter, or $3.99 to skip the line. No account, no plan.